Subway

I got the feast, 8 dolla sub

Witchdoctor

This older ladysays she knows someone who canhelp me, doesn't speak
english, but sayz can clean me, said something likee somebody made a
voodoo doll filled with graveyard dirt, and is hurting me, saidi I have
to believe, birds are involved too, cost 100, at some house

What's up

Got my dad NASCAR TICKETS FOR HIS B-DAY,THE SPRINT CUP HELLAVA GOOD
CHEESE RACE IN JUNE
HE'LL BE LIKE WTF NASCAR
HEHE
SOMETHING DIFFERENT

What's up

Derek

Derek: haha i thought he was pretty much already bald
Derek: but thats nice of him
Derek: maybe he should shave his hairy ass instead
Mr.Z: Hahahha
Mr.Z: Yeah he is

Hahaha

Mr.Z: Bob beats off all day
Mr.Z: Yeah he gonna shave down at childrens hospital
Derek: hahaha
Mr.Z: That is a true statement
Derek: he should donate his head to science since its 3 times the size of a normal one
Mr.Z: Hahaha
Mr.Z: The crow
Mr.Z: Hehe
Derek: the crow sleeps all day, goes out to dinner with his parents, and then plays puzzle pirates online all night!
Mr.Z: Weren't bob an the crow supposed to fight at some
point
Mr.Z: Hahaha
Derek: hmmm i'm not sure about that
Mr.Z: What's puzzle pirates

Bobs head

Yeah.  I remember, the crow told Bob he had a huge head, and
we all laughed

Text message to the Crow

What's up man, derek told me to say hi, its Mr.Z, remember bob
in panama, sent the 2 most out of shape guys to lift bob up on stretcher
when he blew out his knee

Faster pussycat

Bob just saw them haha
There's no one home in my House of Pain
Hehe
FASTER PUSSYCAT

Bobs head

Bobs getting his head shaved now....
Some cancer kid is gonna have to wear BOB'S hair, wtf.....

Bob

is trying out for Captain Cave Man

Corey Haim

HARR HARR COREY HAIM DIED NO MORE GOONIE!

Cab

Bob giving head in a ABC cab

Braedon

Brrett Michaels and Miley Sirus did a song together on brets new album

Wii Pii

Instead of wii its pii

Wii Pii

There's a peeing game for Wii
Hahaha u wear wii undies and pee into a toilet on the the flat screen
There's a wii penis

Panties

http://inventorspot.com/articles/japan_used_panty_vending_machines_5650

http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/panties.asp

BOB

So was Bob pumping it, when you went to spy on him, throwing Cherries on top of his trailor, when he pulled up is red sweat pants, he was looking at 101 girls peeing

Bob IM

Me: What's he do
Mr.Z: I don't know, just axed him
Me: Ok
Mr.Z: What do u think he does
Me: Gas station?
Mr.Z: Man he won't say
Mr.Z: I ax twice
Me: Wtf
Mr.Z: He said he'l tell me ltr
Mr.Z: Wtf
Me: Wtf
Mr.Z: Lol
Mr.Z: Man
Mr.Z: Did u go to bW3's a lot in ypsi
Mr.Z: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT JOB HE HAS
Mr.Z: OMG
Mr.Z: He works for Speed Dating
Mr.Z: Where they people sit down, and every 3 minutes they switch to a different person
Mr.Z: What he basicly does is find you a compatable partner
Mr.Z: Bob hooks ya up
Mr.Z: Hehe

I'M SCARED

Oh man when she reads that
I'm gonna have to say my buddy wrote it, ill have a talk with him

I'M SCARED

Where u go to a hotel room, and let a guest in the room, because there
card isn't working

Public Hair

"OH GOOD GRIEF"

I'M SCARED

I JUST ASKED MY WIFE IF SHE'S EVER POPPED A BONER

Public Hair

Haahah, I was just gonna text my buddy Bo this, "while going to a key
assist, have you ever popped a boner?"
But I MADE A MISTAKE, I ACCIDENTLY SENT IT TO MY WIFE......

The best one yet

She thinks, that us going to magic mountain 2 weeks ago instead of
staying home, and having crazy sex, that I hurt her by this, so she all
mad

The best one yet

WALKING around at casino
Wife thinks I hate her, so she having a make believe pitty party

The best one yet

Yeah bob likes pee

The Best On Yet

Mr.Z: He's not the same anymore
Mr.Z: Prolly star5t going to rocky picture shows
Dan: nah he always was weird
Dan: hes just getting dumber in his old age
Dan: i am beginning to wonder if he on some kind of drugs
Mr.Z: Oh good grief
Mr.Z: Do u think he ever had gay sex
Dan: i dont want to think about it
Mr.Z: Me neither
Dan: wouldnt surprise me
Dan: if hes not fucking, then he must be sucking
Dan: Dan signed off at 11:12.

B

Mr.Z: I can't stop laughing
Dan: he cant be fucking serious
Dan: BOB:  Hi my name is Braedon Michaels, I'm a vampire...
can we like... ummm... you know if you aren't busy... hang out
sometime?
Dan: Chick:  Ewww... get away from me you freak... what's
with the plastic vampire teeth?
Mr.Z: Lol

Bob Bite

Mr.Z: Heh
Mr.Z: Yeah he thinks he's a vampire too
Dan: ok he's off his rocker
Dan: he'll be in jail as soon as he tries to bite someone
Mr.Z: Mr.Z: Have u been biten?
Mr.Z: Bob: no
Mr.Z: Mr.Z: Twice shy
Mr.Z: Mr.Z: Hehe
Mr.Z: Mr.Z: Where do vampires hang out at
night?
Mr.Z: Mr.Z: Coffee shops
Mr.Z: Bob: hey I need to go
Mr.Z: Bob: I will be back this evening...
Mr.Z: Bob: every where
Mr.Z: Bob: ttyl

Vamp

Dan: and not for an onstage gimmick
Dan: or else he really thinks he is one, which makes him a
looney
Dan: does he wear plastic teeth?
Mr.Z: Hehehe
Mr.Z: Ibdont know

Dan Again

Bob: no
Mr.Z: When ur in public, do other vampires know ur name is
braden
Bob: No they do not.  I should start telling them

Dan Losing It

Mr.Z: Hahaha can u imagine a bob bite
Dan: unbelievable
Dan: hes gonna get arrested or shot
Mr.Z: Kinda screwy
Dan: is he fucking serious?
Mr.Z: Yes
Dan: hes fucking 37 years old
Dan: and hes pretending to be a vampire

BOB

Dan: i honestly dont know what else to say
Dan: but that is not going to help get him any pussy
Mr.Z: Haha
Dan: he just made it 100 times harder

Dan Getting Suprised

Mr. Z: Bob: no
Mr. Z: Mr. Z: When ur in public, do other vampires
know ur name is braden
Mr. Z: Bob: No they do not.  I should start telling
them
Dan: wait a second, where did this vampire thing come
from?

Dan Again

Dan: ankle bracelet?  he under house arrest?
Mr. Z: No, like a beach one
Dan: i didnt give you a time out the other day
Dan: i just wasnt on
Mr. Z: With his sandles
Mr. Z: Yeah BOB
Dan: sounds like a woman's bracelet
Mr. Z: YEAH
Mr. Z: He tells the girls his name is Braeden now
Mr. Z: Braeden Micheals
Dan: you serious?
Mr. Z: Prolly after brett michaels
Mr. Z: Yes
Mr. Z: Actually he tells everybody that's his name
Mr. Z: www.imvu.com look him up by that name

Dan

MR.Z: Heh
Dan: come on
MR.Z: Have u been to the gym today?
Dan: no, i just got up
MR.Z: Oh great
MR.Z: Someone you know wears an ankle bracelet now, with
corals and sea shells
Dan: what?
Dan: who?
MR.Z: I'm not allowed to say his name or u will give me a
time out

Bob

I talk to that guy like every day

Bob

I wish me an bob were over at ur house now, we'd all get silly

Face book

Do u still have FB?
Wanted to know who Kassandra T--- was
Keeps trying to invite me, don't know who she is

Face book

I'm bored of that story, got a new one, bob wears a coral sea shell
ankle bracelet now

Bob

BOB ALL WEARING A ANKLE BRACELET

Bob

BOB ALL WEARING A ANKLE BRACELET

HAHAHHA

IM

[AVAILABLE] �� ���������� ������, �������� ��, ��������������, ���������������������� ���������

IM

From aol:
I respect your answer.
I respect the vagina too

Come online

Dodge Attitude

Come online

Go to the gym with pizza dan will be there, tp his car

?

U ever been to Dog Island in Florida

?

Tell me a white trash story

Sheriff

Florida needs Sheriff Joe down there, to kick out the riccans
--Z

Said dis

Have u shot ut gun lately

Fw:

Vagina

Subject: Vagina
Body:
Email:
Bob shaving his bawls, in Dans shower, singing "you got another thing
coming!"
Email:
Have u ever seen the movie "Cover My Face" hehe kidding,
I saw Shutter Island last night, good movie
I'm working 20 straight hours on my 11th hour now
Do u work today?
Email:
Sniff wet undies hehe
Email:
Dan got mad yesterday, I started asking him about bobs hamster,(I got
him talking) then I nailed him with the Derek comment about sticking
his finger in bobs moms vagina and jacob licking the crotch, then he
signed off
Hehe
Email:
Has anyone ever told u u look like Tony Stewert
Text:
Have u ever been to Sparta Mississippi
Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile

Mr. Tibbs

Subject: Mr. Tibbs
Body:
Hehe
--z
Subject:
Body:
http://www.crazyabouttv.com/Images/intheheatofthenight.jpg
--z