Witchdoctor
This older ladysays she knows someone who canhelp me, doesn't speak
english, but sayz can clean me, said something likee somebody made a
voodoo doll filled with graveyard dirt, and is hurting me, saidi I have
to believe, birds are involved too, cost 100, at some house
english, but sayz can clean me, said something likee somebody made a
voodoo doll filled with graveyard dirt, and is hurting me, saidi I have
to believe, birds are involved too, cost 100, at some house
What's up
Got my dad NASCAR TICKETS FOR HIS B-DAY,THE SPRINT CUP HELLAVA GOOD
CHEESE RACE IN JUNE
HE'LL BE LIKE WTF NASCAR
HEHE
SOMETHING DIFFERENT
CHEESE RACE IN JUNE
HE'LL BE LIKE WTF NASCAR
HEHE
SOMETHING DIFFERENT
Derek
Derek: haha i thought he was pretty much already bald
Derek: but thats nice of him
Derek: maybe he should shave his hairy ass instead
Mr.Z: Hahahha
Mr.Z: Yeah he is
Derek: but thats nice of him
Derek: maybe he should shave his hairy ass instead
Mr.Z: Hahahha
Mr.Z: Yeah he is
Hahaha
Mr.Z: Bob beats off all day
Mr.Z: Yeah he gonna shave down at childrens hospital
Derek: hahaha
Mr.Z: That is a true statement
Derek: he should donate his head to science since its 3 times the size of a normal one
Mr.Z: Hahaha
Mr.Z: The crow
Mr.Z: Hehe
Derek: the crow sleeps all day, goes out to dinner with his parents, and then plays puzzle pirates online all night!
Mr.Z: Weren't bob an the crow supposed to fight at some
point
Mr.Z: Hahaha
Derek: hmmm i'm not sure about that
Mr.Z: What's puzzle pirates
Mr.Z: Yeah he gonna shave down at childrens hospital
Derek: hahaha
Mr.Z: That is a true statement
Derek: he should donate his head to science since its 3 times the size of a normal one
Mr.Z: Hahaha
Mr.Z: The crow
Mr.Z: Hehe
Derek: the crow sleeps all day, goes out to dinner with his parents, and then plays puzzle pirates online all night!
Mr.Z: Weren't bob an the crow supposed to fight at some
point
Mr.Z: Hahaha
Derek: hmmm i'm not sure about that
Mr.Z: What's puzzle pirates
Text message to the Crow
What's up man, derek told me to say hi, its Mr.Z, remember bob
in panama, sent the 2 most out of shape guys to lift bob up on stretcher
when he blew out his knee
in panama, sent the 2 most out of shape guys to lift bob up on stretcher
when he blew out his knee
Bobs head
Bobs getting his head shaved now....
Some cancer kid is gonna have to wear BOB'S hair, wtf.....
Some cancer kid is gonna have to wear BOB'S hair, wtf.....
Bob IM
Me: What's he do
Mr.Z: I don't know, just axed him
Me: Ok
Mr.Z: What do u think he does
Me: Gas station?
Mr.Z: Man he won't say
Mr.Z: I ax twice
Me: Wtf
Mr.Z: He said he'l tell me ltr
Mr.Z: Wtf
Me: Wtf
Mr.Z: Lol
Mr.Z: Man
Mr.Z: Did u go to bW3's a lot in ypsi
Mr.Z: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT JOB HE HAS
Mr.Z: OMG
Mr.Z: He works for Speed Dating
Mr.Z: Where they people sit down, and every 3 minutes they switch to a different person
Mr.Z: What he basicly does is find you a compatable partner
Mr.Z: Bob hooks ya up
Mr.Z: Hehe
Mr.Z: I don't know, just axed him
Me: Ok
Mr.Z: What do u think he does
Me: Gas station?
Mr.Z: Man he won't say
Mr.Z: I ax twice
Me: Wtf
Mr.Z: He said he'l tell me ltr
Mr.Z: Wtf
Me: Wtf
Mr.Z: Lol
Mr.Z: Man
Mr.Z: Did u go to bW3's a lot in ypsi
Mr.Z: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT JOB HE HAS
Mr.Z: OMG
Mr.Z: He works for Speed Dating
Mr.Z: Where they people sit down, and every 3 minutes they switch to a different person
Mr.Z: What he basicly does is find you a compatable partner
Mr.Z: Bob hooks ya up
Mr.Z: Hehe
I'M SCARED
Oh man when she reads that
I'm gonna have to say my buddy wrote it, ill have a talk with him
I'm gonna have to say my buddy wrote it, ill have a talk with him
Public Hair
Haahah, I was just gonna text my buddy Bo this, "while going to a key
assist, have you ever popped a boner?"
But I MADE A MISTAKE, I ACCIDENTLY SENT IT TO MY WIFE......
assist, have you ever popped a boner?"
But I MADE A MISTAKE, I ACCIDENTLY SENT IT TO MY WIFE......
The best one yet
She thinks, that us going to magic mountain 2 weeks ago instead of
staying home, and having crazy sex, that I hurt her by this, so she all
mad
staying home, and having crazy sex, that I hurt her by this, so she all
mad
The best one yet
WALKING around at casino
Wife thinks I hate her, so she having a make believe pitty party
Wife thinks I hate her, so she having a make believe pitty party
The Best On Yet
Mr.Z: He's not the same anymore
Mr.Z: Prolly star5t going to rocky picture shows
Dan: nah he always was weird
Dan: hes just getting dumber in his old age
Dan: i am beginning to wonder if he on some kind of drugs
Mr.Z: Oh good grief
Mr.Z: Do u think he ever had gay sex
Dan: i dont want to think about it
Mr.Z: Me neither
Dan: wouldnt surprise me
Dan: if hes not fucking, then he must be sucking
Dan: Dan signed off at 11:12.
Mr.Z: Prolly star5t going to rocky picture shows
Dan: nah he always was weird
Dan: hes just getting dumber in his old age
Dan: i am beginning to wonder if he on some kind of drugs
Mr.Z: Oh good grief
Mr.Z: Do u think he ever had gay sex
Dan: i dont want to think about it
Mr.Z: Me neither
Dan: wouldnt surprise me
Dan: if hes not fucking, then he must be sucking
Dan: Dan signed off at 11:12.
B
Mr.Z: I can't stop laughing
Dan: he cant be fucking serious
Dan: BOB: Hi my name is Braedon Michaels, I'm a vampire...
can we like... ummm... you know if you aren't busy... hang out
sometime?
Dan: Chick: Ewww... get away from me you freak... what's
with the plastic vampire teeth?
Mr.Z: Lol
Dan: he cant be fucking serious
Dan: BOB: Hi my name is Braedon Michaels, I'm a vampire...
can we like... ummm... you know if you aren't busy... hang out
sometime?
Dan: Chick: Ewww... get away from me you freak... what's
with the plastic vampire teeth?
Mr.Z: Lol
Bob Bite
Mr.Z: Heh
Mr.Z: Yeah he thinks he's a vampire too
Dan: ok he's off his rocker
Dan: he'll be in jail as soon as he tries to bite someone
Mr.Z: Mr.Z: Have u been biten?
Mr.Z: Bob: no
Mr.Z: Mr.Z: Twice shy
Mr.Z: Mr.Z: Hehe
Mr.Z: Mr.Z: Where do vampires hang out at
night?
Mr.Z: Mr.Z: Coffee shops
Mr.Z: Bob: hey I need to go
Mr.Z: Bob: I will be back this evening...
Mr.Z: Bob: every where
Mr.Z: Bob: ttyl
Mr.Z: Yeah he thinks he's a vampire too
Dan: ok he's off his rocker
Dan: he'll be in jail as soon as he tries to bite someone
Mr.Z: Mr.Z: Have u been biten?
Mr.Z: Bob: no
Mr.Z: Mr.Z: Twice shy
Mr.Z: Mr.Z: Hehe
Mr.Z: Mr.Z: Where do vampires hang out at
night?
Mr.Z: Mr.Z: Coffee shops
Mr.Z: Bob: hey I need to go
Mr.Z: Bob: I will be back this evening...
Mr.Z: Bob: every where
Mr.Z: Bob: ttyl
Vamp
Dan: and not for an onstage gimmick
Dan: or else he really thinks he is one, which makes him a
looney
Dan: does he wear plastic teeth?
Mr.Z: Hehehe
Mr.Z: Ibdont know
Dan: or else he really thinks he is one, which makes him a
looney
Dan: does he wear plastic teeth?
Mr.Z: Hehehe
Mr.Z: Ibdont know
Dan Again
Bob: no
Mr.Z: When ur in public, do other vampires know ur name is
braden
Bob: No they do not. I should start telling them
Mr.Z: When ur in public, do other vampires know ur name is
braden
Bob: No they do not. I should start telling them
Dan Losing It
Mr.Z: Hahaha can u imagine a bob bite
Dan: unbelievable
Dan: hes gonna get arrested or shot
Mr.Z: Kinda screwy
Dan: is he fucking serious?
Mr.Z: Yes
Dan: hes fucking 37 years old
Dan: and hes pretending to be a vampire
Dan: unbelievable
Dan: hes gonna get arrested or shot
Mr.Z: Kinda screwy
Dan: is he fucking serious?
Mr.Z: Yes
Dan: hes fucking 37 years old
Dan: and hes pretending to be a vampire
BOB
Dan: i honestly dont know what else to say
Dan: but that is not going to help get him any pussy
Mr.Z: Haha
Dan: he just made it 100 times harder
Dan: but that is not going to help get him any pussy
Mr.Z: Haha
Dan: he just made it 100 times harder
Dan Getting Suprised
Mr. Z: Bob: no
Mr. Z: Mr. Z: When ur in public, do other vampires
know ur name is braden
Mr. Z: Bob: No they do not. I should start telling
them
Dan: wait a second, where did this vampire thing come
from?
Mr. Z: Mr. Z: When ur in public, do other vampires
know ur name is braden
Mr. Z: Bob: No they do not. I should start telling
them
Dan: wait a second, where did this vampire thing come
from?
Dan Again
Dan: ankle bracelet? he under house arrest?
Mr. Z: No, like a beach one
Dan: i didnt give you a time out the other day
Dan: i just wasnt on
Mr. Z: With his sandles
Mr. Z: Yeah BOB
Dan: sounds like a woman's bracelet
Mr. Z: YEAH
Mr. Z: He tells the girls his name is Braeden now
Mr. Z: Braeden Micheals
Dan: you serious?
Mr. Z: Prolly after brett michaels
Mr. Z: Yes
Mr. Z: Actually he tells everybody that's his name
Mr. Z: www.imvu.com look him up by that name
Mr. Z: No, like a beach one
Dan: i didnt give you a time out the other day
Dan: i just wasnt on
Mr. Z: With his sandles
Mr. Z: Yeah BOB
Dan: sounds like a woman's bracelet
Mr. Z: YEAH
Mr. Z: He tells the girls his name is Braeden now
Mr. Z: Braeden Micheals
Dan: you serious?
Mr. Z: Prolly after brett michaels
Mr. Z: Yes
Mr. Z: Actually he tells everybody that's his name
Mr. Z: www.imvu.com look him up by that name
Dan
MR.Z: Heh
Dan: come on
MR.Z: Have u been to the gym today?
Dan: no, i just got up
MR.Z: Oh great
MR.Z: Someone you know wears an ankle bracelet now, with
corals and sea shells
Dan: what?
Dan: who?
MR.Z: I'm not allowed to say his name or u will give me a
time out
Dan: come on
MR.Z: Have u been to the gym today?
Dan: no, i just got up
MR.Z: Oh great
MR.Z: Someone you know wears an ankle bracelet now, with
corals and sea shells
Dan: what?
Dan: who?
MR.Z: I'm not allowed to say his name or u will give me a
time out
Face book
Do u still have FB?
Wanted to know who Kassandra T--- was
Keeps trying to invite me, don't know who she is
Wanted to know who Kassandra T--- was
Keeps trying to invite me, don't know who she is
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