Bob IM

Me: What's he do
Mr.Z: I don't know, just axed him
Me: Ok
Mr.Z: What do u think he does
Me: Gas station?
Mr.Z: Man he won't say
Mr.Z: I ax twice
Me: Wtf
Mr.Z: He said he'l tell me ltr
Mr.Z: Wtf
Me: Wtf
Mr.Z: Lol
Mr.Z: Man
Mr.Z: Did u go to bW3's a lot in ypsi
Mr.Z: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT JOB HE HAS
Mr.Z: OMG
Mr.Z: He works for Speed Dating
Mr.Z: Where they people sit down, and every 3 minutes they switch to a different person
Mr.Z: What he basicly does is find you a compatable partner
Mr.Z: Bob hooks ya up
Mr.Z: Hehe

I'M SCARED

Oh man when she reads that
I'm gonna have to say my buddy wrote it, ill have a talk with him

I'M SCARED

Where u go to a hotel room, and let a guest in the room, because there
card isn't working

Public Hair

"OH GOOD GRIEF"

I'M SCARED

I JUST ASKED MY WIFE IF SHE'S EVER POPPED A BONER

Public Hair

Haahah, I was just gonna text my buddy Bo this, "while going to a key
assist, have you ever popped a boner?"
But I MADE A MISTAKE, I ACCIDENTLY SENT IT TO MY WIFE......

The best one yet

She thinks, that us going to magic mountain 2 weeks ago instead of
staying home, and having crazy sex, that I hurt her by this, so she all
mad

The best one yet

WALKING around at casino
Wife thinks I hate her, so she having a make believe pitty party

The best one yet

Yeah bob likes pee

The Best On Yet

Mr.Z: He's not the same anymore
Mr.Z: Prolly star5t going to rocky picture shows
Dan: nah he always was weird
Dan: hes just getting dumber in his old age
Dan: i am beginning to wonder if he on some kind of drugs
Mr.Z: Oh good grief
Mr.Z: Do u think he ever had gay sex
Dan: i dont want to think about it
Mr.Z: Me neither
Dan: wouldnt surprise me
Dan: if hes not fucking, then he must be sucking
Dan: Dan signed off at 11:12.

B

Mr.Z: I can't stop laughing
Dan: he cant be fucking serious
Dan: BOB:  Hi my name is Braedon Michaels, I'm a vampire...
can we like... ummm... you know if you aren't busy... hang out
sometime?
Dan: Chick:  Ewww... get away from me you freak... what's
with the plastic vampire teeth?
Mr.Z: Lol

Bob Bite

Mr.Z: Heh
Mr.Z: Yeah he thinks he's a vampire too
Dan: ok he's off his rocker
Dan: he'll be in jail as soon as he tries to bite someone
Mr.Z: Mr.Z: Have u been biten?
Mr.Z: Bob: no
Mr.Z: Mr.Z: Twice shy
Mr.Z: Mr.Z: Hehe
Mr.Z: Mr.Z: Where do vampires hang out at
night?
Mr.Z: Mr.Z: Coffee shops
Mr.Z: Bob: hey I need to go
Mr.Z: Bob: I will be back this evening...
Mr.Z: Bob: every where
Mr.Z: Bob: ttyl

Vamp

Dan: and not for an onstage gimmick
Dan: or else he really thinks he is one, which makes him a
looney
Dan: does he wear plastic teeth?
Mr.Z: Hehehe
Mr.Z: Ibdont know

Dan Again

Bob: no
Mr.Z: When ur in public, do other vampires know ur name is
braden
Bob: No they do not.  I should start telling them

Dan Losing It

Mr.Z: Hahaha can u imagine a bob bite
Dan: unbelievable
Dan: hes gonna get arrested or shot
Mr.Z: Kinda screwy
Dan: is he fucking serious?
Mr.Z: Yes
Dan: hes fucking 37 years old
Dan: and hes pretending to be a vampire

BOB

Dan: i honestly dont know what else to say
Dan: but that is not going to help get him any pussy
Mr.Z: Haha
Dan: he just made it 100 times harder

Dan Getting Suprised

Mr. Z: Bob: no
Mr. Z: Mr. Z: When ur in public, do other vampires
know ur name is braden
Mr. Z: Bob: No they do not.  I should start telling
them
Dan: wait a second, where did this vampire thing come
from?

Dan Again

Dan: ankle bracelet?  he under house arrest?
Mr. Z: No, like a beach one
Dan: i didnt give you a time out the other day
Dan: i just wasnt on
Mr. Z: With his sandles
Mr. Z: Yeah BOB
Dan: sounds like a woman's bracelet
Mr. Z: YEAH
Mr. Z: He tells the girls his name is Braeden now
Mr. Z: Braeden Micheals
Dan: you serious?
Mr. Z: Prolly after brett michaels
Mr. Z: Yes
Mr. Z: Actually he tells everybody that's his name
Mr. Z: www.imvu.com look him up by that name

Dan

MR.Z: Heh
Dan: come on
MR.Z: Have u been to the gym today?
Dan: no, i just got up
MR.Z: Oh great
MR.Z: Someone you know wears an ankle bracelet now, with
corals and sea shells
Dan: what?
Dan: who?
MR.Z: I'm not allowed to say his name or u will give me a
time out

Bob

I talk to that guy like every day

Bob

I wish me an bob were over at ur house now, we'd all get silly

Face book

Do u still have FB?
Wanted to know who Kassandra T--- was
Keeps trying to invite me, don't know who she is

Face book

I'm bored of that story, got a new one, bob wears a coral sea shell
ankle bracelet now

Bob

BOB ALL WEARING A ANKLE BRACELET

Bob

BOB ALL WEARING A ANKLE BRACELET

HAHAHHA

IM

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IM

From aol:
I respect your answer.
I respect the vagina too

Come online

Dodge Attitude

Come online

Go to the gym with pizza dan will be there, tp his car

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U ever been to Dog Island in Florida

?

Tell me a white trash story

Sheriff

Florida needs Sheriff Joe down there, to kick out the riccans
--Z

Said dis

Have u shot ut gun lately

Fw:

Vagina

Subject: Vagina
Body:

Email:
Bob shaving his bawls, in Dans shower, singing "you got another thing
coming!"

Email:
Have u ever seen the movie "Cover My Face" hehe kidding,
I saw Shutter Island last night, good movie
I'm working 20 straight hours on my 11th hour now
Do u work today?

Email:
Sniff wet undies hehe

Email:
Dan got mad yesterday, I started asking him about bobs hamster,(I got
him talking) then I nailed him with the Derek comment about sticking
his finger in bobs moms vagina and jacob licking the crotch, then he
signed off
Hehe

Email:
Has anyone ever told u u look like Tony Stewert

Text:
Have u ever been to Sparta Mississippi
Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile

Mr. Tibbs

Subject: Mr. Tibbs
Body:
Hehe
--z

Subject:
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--z